According to Carlos at RedState, to do otherwise would be an unconstitutional violation of the separation of church and state--in this case, the secular humanist church of Hedonism!!
Even I can't believe this one. At a gut level I can understand the people who argue against the necessity of a separation of church and state. They want a theocracy, and they express that belief honestly. OK. But this floors me--a statement that the fact that we have no impositions is in and of itself an imposition.